SCP基金會

 

回收資料

 

本資料中的所有文件皆列為 4級權限，需要 2 名 4 級以上人員批准方可參閱。任何職員未經適當許可便擅自取閱者，若閱讀超過本行文字內容，將受到解職及以下懲處：A 級記憶消除程序、調至 Keter 級項目維安工作，甚至直接處決。

 

 

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藍色測試 - 新聞報導文章 1

 

在首次測試中只回收一樣物品，是在一座廢棄碉堡內的夾在軟木板上的一份報紙。 紙上的大部分文章都因嚴重腐朽而無法辨識，但其中有一篇文章的保存狀況還可堪閱讀。

至聖神父宣布進展，不潔者正遭到清洗！ 聖子聯邦的至聖神父罕見地直接公開宣布，神聖義勇軍已經將藏身在我們土地上的眾多不潔者趕了出去。 我們首都新羅馬的不潔者們已被淨化，公民們正為能回到家園而歡欣鼓舞。 但生活在鄉間的公民們應暫時不要回到田地裡，現在仍有不潔者遊蕩在田野之間，圍繞著我們光榮的城市，並且數量仍在增長當中。 神聖義勇軍正在研究能更有效地懲罰這些不潔者的新武器，並把他們趕回他們自己的貧脊土地。 每當一個地方的不潔者被驅逐，能夠長久地隔開貧脊廢土和我們受祝福土地的系統就會立刻著手開始建設。 在這個艱苦的時刻，至聖神父要求所有聖子聯邦的公民，低頭、禱告、捐稅，以表彰我們神聖義勇軍的犧牲奉獻。 由於最近冒出許多錯誤報導，指稱神聖義勇軍，在勇敢進發通過汙染之地時犯下罪行，侵擾了當地居民。 至聖神父想提醒這些人，褻瀆身上穿著神的標記的人，這是最嚴重的罪行，這些沒有根據的不實指控將會得到相應的懲罰。 我們應當全力支持神與祂的軍勢，因為他們都正為了我們而獻上生命。 那些邪惡的叛軍——

 

 

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綠色測試 - 新聞報導文章 2、3、4、日記

 

我們的二次測試回收了許多資料，能幫助我們透過一連串事件建立對這個世界的認識。 而在一間屋內回收的日記，則讓我們得以一窺屋子主人最終幾天的狀況，也在一定程度上側面描繪了一些這世界的情形。

 

新聞報導文章 2

據報告結果，銀羽市（City of Silver Feathers）周遭的鄉間已於上周和市區失去聯繫。 在教區神父批准之前，不得對此展開調查，而神父也保證自己正密集關注此事。 建議居民將每日最新情形回報給當地的神聖之音，在有更進一步的失蹤情形發生，當局對能夠更即時地採取應變與處置。 也建議居民儲備物資與避難所，以應對任何可能的狀況。

 

新聞報導文章 3

在銀羽市附近數個地區的神聖之音消失之後，教區神父公開發表宣言，宣言中表示了他對市民們安全及生計的關心。 在本宣言之下，所有農地居民必須立即撤離至避難所。 有零星回報指出不潔者已經出現，但尚未經官方證實。

 

新聞報導文章 4

— 聖歌城（City of Glorious Song）已經完全失去聯絡，眼下只能按最糟的情形假設，但我們的心與該地區無法與我們聯繫的居民們同在。 駐紮在銀羽市的神聖義勇軍回報，有數股嘗試入侵的不潔者出現，在他們對居民造成任何危害之前，這四組人馬便已經被剿滅。 教區神父提醒公民們，不要嘗試與不潔者正面對抗，常規武器無法對不潔者發揮任何效果，唯有最神聖的聖器才能貫穿他們的罪愆，所以請不要將自己置於險境。 若任何公民懷疑自己的左鄰右舍可能沉迷於罪孽之中，應立刻通過下述的指定檢查點，與神聖義勇軍聯繫 —

 

日記

██-██-████ 我很明顯地感覺到我們就快死了，所以現在我要把這一切全都寫下來，給將來發現我們遺骨的……不論是誰。 我的名字是 Herverf Jakulsiv，我是一個種 rabstick 和 huskear 的農夫。 飼養 ink 和 oom。 我們家只有我、我太太 Opheri，還有我們兩個小孩 Treven 和 Lisstieria。我提供一名途經此地的聖職人員食物與屋頂，換來他手上的這本筆記本，他告訴我們將地下避難室準備好，同時不要讓任何其他的聖職人員進入，那怕他們根本知道我們就躲在這裡，他說整個系統都崩潰了，我們所認知的一切都已不復存在。 我照他所說的做了，把一切都準備妥當，我們明天就會下到避難室裡。 那人在白天時離開，這讓我太太感到有些難過，因為他對我們相當禮貌客氣，完全不似其他大部分的聖職者那樣。 看來他並不想留在這裡。 Liss 出去找了兩圈，確定他已經不在家裡附近了。    ██-██-████ 一直沒有再看到他，所以我們猜他已經離開了。奇怪的是，Liss 在大概一哩外發現他的衣物，和他所有裝備，但人卻不在。 女兒把那些東西留在了原地，一想到可能發生的些什麼，我覺得不要碰這些東西也好。 我是個沒受過教育的老粗，我想我不必贅述這點，但我至少還是懂 2+2=4 這種常識，我可以告訴你這肯定不會是什麼好事。 對任何人來說，尤其是我們來說，這裡離我們的房子太近了。 這也是我們要躲起來的原因，有時候你甚至能聞到氣味，聞起來像腐爛已久且不願回歸塵土的火腿肉。 就連土壤都會拒絕它，像是拒絕它埋葬於此。    ██-██-████ 它來了。 太快了，我們還沒準備好。 那氣味在夜晚時到來，或許這並不代表什麼，但孩子們都感到很害怕，所以最後我們都躲進了避難室裡。Trev 慢了一步，他看到那東西了，在那玩意兒蹣跚地走近時就這麼直盯著它。 在我帶 Liss 和我太太下到地下避難室時，那東西完全無視我們直到 Trev 尖叫出聲。 我馬上衝去找他，但那東西……太快了。 我看到我兒子站在那，尖叫著，然後那東西的腦袋伸了過來，要將他壓在下面。 他試著逃向樓梯這來，試著跑向我們，但就在一眨眼之間，他就被那東西帶走了。 他的衣服掉進地下室，就像他整個人憑空消失了。 我進入避難室甩上了門並鎖好。 我想那東西現在知道我們就躲在這裡，它會試著闖進來，把我們也帶走… 我不知道我們還有多少時間，食物還有很多，但是…… 我錯了。 食物腐爛了，不知道什麼東西跑了進去，也可能只是我沒注意到。 我們吃著僅剩還能吃的東西。 還有食物，但遠遠不夠，而且那東西沒有要離開的意思。 它一直在找方法闖進來，聞著氣味，從牆上的插座鑽進來，有東西不斷滲進來，而我們都離插座遠遠的。 那東西最後變得像石頭一樣硬，而且也沒有味道了。 也許是插座裡的電力終於把它電死了。 我上樓偷瞧了一眼。地下室沒有異狀，Trev 的衣服還在樓梯上。 往外頭偷眼一瞧。 我們應該是逃不出去了。 有十…二十…三十…，太多了，算不清楚，全都圍著我們的房子繞著圈，用它們那沒有臉的臉盯著房子，更別提那股臭味，噢那個臭味。 我回到避難室鎖上門。 我想我並不希望看著我的家人在我面前腐爛。 我覺得越快越好，我太太也同意，我們沒有告訴 Liss，她會地一個上路，然後是我太太，我的愛…，最後是我。 我很抱歉，但我並不遺憾。 我已經盡我所能地給我家人更好的生活。都是那些神聖的傢伙們帶來這一切。 我要把我爺爺記憶中的事寫下來。 他知道許多比他本身還要老的故事。 他說那些聖職人員佈道時所提到的那些不潔者，那些他們說不要靠近的貧脊廢土。 而這一切都是那個“至聖”為了把全世界聯合起來所造成的。 這東西就是終極的罪。 所有我們的邪惡和不純潔的部分，就是這東西。 它們根本什麼都不知道，只會本能地行動，甚至不知道為什麼要這麼做，它們就是這麼做了，把我們拖進它體內，然後我們就消失了。 我曾問過爺爺，“它們”是什麼，爺爺拿起一根棍子，抽了口菸，然後說 — 不知道。 沒有人知道，也沒有人會承認。 但要是你看到這個符號，如果你看到這個…，跑吧孩子，跑快點，跑遠點，然後躲起來，永遠不要回到你看見它的地方。 我只知道這麼多。 我還記得那個符號，刻在他項鍊的石頭上。隔天，爺爺就不見了，到處都找不到他，老爸並不為此難過，只說他知道那天發生了什麼事，爺爺回家了。 很快就再見了，老爸、爺爺…

【數據刪除】符號與 SCP-093 表面上的一個雕刻符號吻合。 也和最終測試中，影像紀錄中 SCP-093 複製品上的符號一致。

 

 

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紫色測試 - 辦公室帳本

 

第三次對 SCP-093 的測試導致我們不幸地損失一位安保人員，但也讓我們回收一本帳簿，這本帳本讓我們得以了解，現在我們稱之為 E-093 的世界的醫療程序。

 

病人：Jennifer McZirka 回復管道：001-1 混合成分：35% 眼淚、30% 營養物、10% H.F.T. 、25% 祝福 摘要：Jennifer McZirka 滿 20 周歲，在她 18 周歲時遭遇了超載交通事故，

Patient: Jennifer McZirka
Recovery Tube: 001-1
Mixture: 35% Tears, 30% Nutrient, 10% H.F.T., 25% Blessing
Summary: Jennifer McZirka is 20 cycles of age and during her 18th cycle was the victim of a hov-ride accident that resulted in brain damage and misalignment of her moral processes. She is prone to violent outbursts and can only be calmed down by impure stimulation. Because of this she actively seeks out strangers to mingle with and her parents have requested of the High Father that she be set to the Tears to mend her mind and body. Patient accepted.

During preparation for the Tears subject went into a rage and the attending Hand went to recover a sedative. Jennifer tore her clothes off and screamed impure words at me so I locked the door and instructed the Hand to wait outside. I am half shameful to admit I laid with Jennifer a total of seven times before putting her to the Tears. It has been very long for me and her parents have abandoned her to our care, so care for her I will. Before setting her to the Tears I authorized a Blessed Probe of her body functions and found she is settled now with young and tests confirm it shall be mine. I have mixed her bath to accommodate this and she will soak in the Tears until her body is ready to give life.

Patient: None
Recovery Tube: 001-2
Mixture: None
Summary: None

Patient: Alberious Farafan
Recovery Tube: 001-3
Mixture: 80% Tears, 20% Nutrient
Summary: Alberious Farafan is a farmer from outside the city of Silver Feathers who claims to have lost family to the Unclean. He confronted the High Fathers of the city and demanded compensation and retribution for the loss. The High Fathers deny the existence of Unclean beyond the Unfertile Lands and refuse compensation or retribution. Alberious struck a High Father and was arrested and sentenced to a cleansing of the soul.

His mixture is primarily Tears to seep into the soul and cleanse his heart and ease his pain. The Lawkeepers state his family is indeed missing so his sentence beyond the Tears has been dropped in sympathy for their loss. I used the last of the H.F.T. on Jennifer or I would have used less Tears in this bath, 80% is higher than I am comfortable with but the H.F.T. is becoming hard to obtain. I may have to go through the Dark.

Patient: <====>
Recovery Tube: 002-1
Mixture: 75% Nutrient, 25% Blessing
Summary: A Member of the Blessed Militia who was wounded in combat. Request is from the High Father, details withheld.

Patient: <====>
Recovery Tube: 002-2
Mixture: 75% Nutrient, 25% Blessing
Summary: A Member of the Blessed Militia who was wounded in combat. Request is from the High Father, details withheld.

Patient: <====>
Recovery Tube: 002-3
Mixture: 75% Nutrient, 25% Blessing
Summary: A Member of the Blessed Militia who was wounded in combat. Request is from the High Father, details withheld.

Yellow Test - PC Printout, Safe Diary, ███-███

The fourth test into E-093 provided us with documentation assumed to be written by a technician in either a medical or government facility. ███-███, found in the safe, is being considered for SCP classification primarily due to the composition of the ammunition found with it and the advanced firing mechanism attached to what should be a very base firearm.

PC Printout

I did not trust the Overwatchers, I felt something was wrong years ago. Under my desk on floor 54 is a safe with a weapon in it, it is one of those used by the Blessed Militia, my brother has sent it to me. He says they are also not what they claim, they have done things to our fellows even more vile than what the Unclean would do. He tells me to be ready to fight. I cannot, it is not me, I do not know violence, I am too frail. You, use it, save yourself.

Safe Diary

My name is Herval Toliwis, I am a hard systems watcher here. My job is to monitor the Sinful who bathe in the Lord's Tears and then make sure that they reach the prescribed dilution time. I have been doing this job for 23 years, and now things are falling apart. I can no longer abide by The Most Holy, I must speak the truth.

We are being told to evacuate. The containment tubes have been breached. An Unclean has appeared in the Place of Rest and we are unable to destroy it. The livemotion footage shows how it came to be and this is what has unsealed my heart and mind and tongue. I must speak. Should the Overwatchers see this I will be silenced so I must hide it, thankfully they are ignorant with the hardware so I can hide this easily.

The Overwatchers told us, we should leave last, to ensure the hardware contains the Unclean. What that means is we should distract it and die in case it breaches the watching decks. It has shattered nearly all the tubes and absorbed the people in them. I have dispatched the Eyes to the Unclean and they have touched it, bringing me back a sample of it. The Unclean are not sinners, they are not products of our disobedience. I suspect they are us. The Eyes have dated the sample, it is older than myself, older than my elders. It is over 200 cycles in ages. 200!

The sirens are still sounding, but no signal has come for us to leave. I do not think this Unclean is alone. I have seen how they can get into places, between places. Between places! Is that where they have been, all this time? Between places? The makeup of the Unclean is unstable, molecules detach and reattach almost before my eyes, as if to move the entire thing reforms itself in space and time. Why does it not come up here? Too much effort? Or does it not sense me? They have no eyes, no mouth, no face, they cannot speak, cannot see, but they must be able to sense us.

The smell, it is so strong, it comes from all directions. It is not a smell of the dead, it is a smell that comes from something that should be dead but does not know how to die. The War of The Holy Union, I think that was where it may have started. We are united under the Most Holy but what does he owe us? Nothing. We merely keep society running while those on high benefit. Is this not how it has always been? But now we are told we are pleasing the will of those above us in the clouds, those great beings who gave us the power to live and prosper. Those who we have never laid eyes upon but are told we must revere. Lies, all of it, it must be.

I am using the Eyes to create a fluid to oppose the make up of the Unclean’s sample. Perhaps they will cancel each other out. I will leave soon and store the rounds here, I cannot use the weapon, I am too weak a man for this. I will protect my family with my mind and not with my rage, we will be safe in the fields, I know where to go.

I will go above now, to my family. I will leave the hardware running, I was told to turn it off, but this is where I defy them, it will run, this will watch, the Eyes will see for however much time they have. Someone will read this, and someone will know. Take the gun, take the fluid, do not listen to the Most Holy, we did, and we are damned.

███-███ is a revolver style weapon with two 12 bullet cylinders. The design of the gun has one cylinder on each side, raised slightly, so they may flip into the gun itself and then rotate, firing all rounds, before flipping back out and allowing it to be reloaded while the second is usable allowing a total of 24 shots before it runs empty. There is no firing pin on this gun, but instead there is a pull-back slide mechanism that must be used to prime the active cylinder. At the time of recovering, all 24 slots contained a syringe style bullet with 32 needles on the end. On impact it is assumed the force of the shot will press the liquid inside into the target. None have been tested.

Of express interest is that these cylinders can hold standard .45 caliber ammunition which has been tested. The gun uses an ultra high power magnetic rail system to deliver the shot so the gunpowder in the bullet is never used. In consideration is a redesign of a round that would utilize the gunpowder midflight to add even higher velocity to the round or that would explode on impact for higher yield.

Red Test - PC Printouts

The final authorized test with SCP-093 resulted in the loss of a skilled service technician but allowed us to recover very revealing documents that can only be assumed to not have been intended for public knowledge in any world. Curious among these is 'Agent █-██-█ Report' which appears to have been written by a Foundation employee several decades ago.

While these paper printouts were the best material recovered it seems that the system used to create them allowed for multiple forms of input including typed and verbal speech-to-text. Some audio logs of the printouts below are available but must be requested in advance with fully written explanations as to why. This dual input system seems to explain the variances in the style between users as well with assumptions made on the part of the software while performing conversions.

Facility Fire Plan

In the event of any Emergency requiring the Facility to be evacuated, all Clear-4 staff should report to Train Station 3 and use their Vial to call the Evacuation Train. Only one Vial is required to call the train and may contain any amount of Tears. An Empty Vial will not call the train. Clear 2 and 1 staff should remain at their posts until either 10 minutes after the departure of Clear-4 persons or until authorized by Clear-4 staff. Clear-3 staff should utilize the Protective Garments at their stations and weapon lockers before proceeding to designated Crisis Areas as dictated by Clear-4 staff.

Reports

Three Unfertile Zones have increased 25% in size in the last seven days. Containment Teams are not finding any presence of Unclean in these zones but they are visibly confirmed as expanding. Clear-5 level High Fathers have confirmed breaches in the Holy Chambers at each of these zones, all chambers found empty. It is believed that the Unclean have breached containment on the Holy Chambers. Dispatching additional guard to remaining Chambers.

Situation X-549

Expansion of Zone 6-4-TO has been confirmed. Unfertile Zone containment procedures in effect. Containment Staff dispatched to site. This is the tenth report in 30 days, upgrading to Situation Status. Reports from Clear-5 High Fathers have stopped at all affected. The City of His Word has been placed on full lockdown and all travel denied in or out. Other cities are now in Alert mode and combat teams are being dispatched to city perimeters.

Situation X-550

The Great Land of Hufussia has fallen per satellite images. Entire landmass considered tainted. Outbreak of Sin reported in Levina and that landmass has requested assistance from the Holy Union. Assistance denied due to our own outbreak and mass reportings of Unclean. Clear-10 staff have issued the order to evacuate via the Gateway and for all Holy Union authorized persons to proceed to the nearest Sky Platform for evacuation to Star Eye Eden to continue monitoring status. Gateway Keys are being ejected to prevent spread from this center to other space/time vectors. Resurrecting Staff are being awakened to monitor and continue reports here as we evacuate. May His Blessings Forgive Our Greatest Sin.

Evacuation Log

Evacuation in progress. Shuttle 1 away. Shuttle 2 away. Shutttttttttttttttttttttle 3error error error error error release us release us release us why why why why Shuttle 3 error launch aborted proceed to Shuttle 4. Shuttle 4 reporting delayed launch, overloaded, triage protocols engaged. Shuttle 4 reports passenger limit obtained preparing to laaaaunnnnnn why why why why release us why us release why us what did we do why why system detecting electrostatic activity compensating compensating comp comp comp comp 101011011101101010101110011 arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr why were we hurt what did we do why were we hurt what did we do system shut down

system restore purge of contaminated data in progress WHY US WHY US WHY US WHY US WHY US WHY US WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LISTEN

record 5432-104-392 paassssworrrrdddd forrrgivveeeusss 5554444332 2 2 2 2 22222222 1 111111111-----------WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

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bullshit

wtf is this place lol ok so lyk there r ppl typin stuff here so im gonna type 2 lol. so lyk i found this rock in the pond by the house and it was all kinda glowy and stuff when i picked it up so im lyk o wow pretty and when i pick it up the pond u culdnt see the bottom it was this weird room with a glowy rock thing lol i dunno so i lyk i guess fell into it oops and now im here and not there and rly im kinda scurred but this place is like a movie set so it's cool lol theres some guy i can hear talking he keeps asking me to come downstairs but i dont see no door he keeps screaming for help too cause i told him to eat me laff and he wont shut up i guess i could try goin back into that room but its so creepy in there im sorta scurred to laff

oh so hey i found a door its like in the floor instead of on a wall so lyk im gonna go tell that guy yellin 2 shut it up so i can go home bbl

Agent █-██-█ Report

My name is ██████ ██████████ and I am an agent at The Foundation, the year in my world is 1972. I assume it is the same in this world, but from what I have seen due to SCP-093, life on this world ended in approximately 1954. I have used SCP-093 to visit a number of locales starting and ending here in this center. I have seen the landscapes where no grass will grow. I have run from the 'Unclean' as they pursue anything they sense. I have no understanding of how they hunt but I have learned what they are.

Approximately 350 years ago or so this world experienced a technological boom ours did not. The source of this seems to have been the arrival of He, a god-like being of unknown origin. He declared the world Unclean and full of Sin, and the only way to purge itself of this Sin was to purge the Sinners. A war, whoever was left alive, was Clean. Amazing advances in science were bestowed to all cultures for a period of ten years to prepare them for this war and during that time, He disappeared. The war happened anyway, the instigator, The Holy Union of Land, apparently the landmass that for us would become the United States.

Records are sketchy and books that detail anything about this time period are forbidden in the world. I located a cache of recorded history by following a series of corrupted computer communications. It seems the primary weapon used in this war for His Love was in fact, people. Exposed to something called His Holy Tears, a liquid compound I have seen in use even today in abandoned medical facilities. His Holy Tears purge the Sin from the Unclean and make them love Him; at least that's what the label states.

The records I recovered are very unclear about how this war was waged except to state 'His Holy Chosen walked the lands of the Sinful and took their sin unto themselves. Those who cried for His Salvation received it and are now our children. Those who denied His Love were purified in His Radiance.'

But something apparently happened no one knew how to deal with. The Unclean, the large creatures that are half a man and devour whatever they touch that lives and breathes. I actually found a scientific report written by someone who stumbled here with a SCP-093 copy. These creatures are the result of exposure to a very pure form of His Tears resulting in a genetic apocalypse occurring within the exposed. There are terms in here, something about Quantum Restructuring, I don't understand any of this but it means they were once humans like everyone else, that couldn't be controlled. But they COULD be contained. They seem to be attracted to His Tears and a central point was established in various regions where a person with the purest form of His Tears stays, keeping the Unclean in that area known as an Unfertile Land.

Something went wrong with that too, not sure what, but everything fell apart. The power structure, the culture, the people, all of it fell to ruins and now those things shamble around the land as its new owners, with no purpose or direction. You can stand next to one if you can stand the stink and they just slip right past you. If you catch their attention though, that's it, they move like lightning if they need to and like a snail unless they have a reason to speed up. Sometimes, I think they chase just to do it, others, they move to kill.

I think someone is in this facility, or someones, I keep hearing voices and requests coming from areas under the floor. I want to leave this before I explore the facility any further. I have sent SCP-093 back through the entry mirror to seal that gate. These things can't be let into our world nor should we have anything to do with this one, we're simply not smart enough to understand it all I feel.

I don't think the Unclean can die. They're immortal, but they don't want to be. They just want to die. They're.. in my head I think.. I didn't notice it till just now but, equipment in this room is starting to react to me, words on the screen, begging for help. I, I remember touching the Tears, smelling it, tasting it, just a touch. Not eating it just.. touching to it, tasting for acidity, we have pretty stupid investigative procedure I think ha ha.

The High Fathers are .. alive. They have technology we only imagine in our comics given by Him. Some of the records on this machine indicate space travel, but they didn't go far, just far enough to watch the world fall apart and wait to come back and take it.. but if they're up there.. who is in this building with me?

I've seen the faces, of the people, the Unclean. They show up on the pictures cast by the machine, in the room with me, watching me. I think, they're everywhere on this world, only seen by machines now. They don't look sad, or happy, just, curious. They want to know..why..why them..why did it all happen? I don't know.. I just don't know..

they showed me things when i touched them and its not quite like the records say. the unclean remember it all, every person they touch becomes part of them, safe inside them, but dead to us. every mind, every feeling, every terror, its eternal to them. i kind of want to join them but.. too much to do.. they want me to.. find him, kill him.

there was no war it was him him him him him IT. IT. it came from between the folds of time and space and worlds and light and dark something that is but should not be slipped in and called out to them as their god and they believed it and they tasted it and touched it and layed with it and became its property and did its will and IT IS STILL HERE the scp-093 it brought with it pulled forcefully with it built it i don't know they don't know but it belongs to him it lets him move between places between worlds so i BROKE IT ha ha ha i threw pieces of it away and through holes so those doors are closed just like ours is closed and i can't go home so what else can i do

it calls out through the rock, somehow, it knows where they are but can't touch them, but if you hide the rock he can't call out and he's stuck too i got you you son of a bitch I GOT YOU BANG BANG ha ha

i touched him. with my fist. and my gun. and he fell down. but he'll get back up. soon. i'm sorry, i did all i could, let me sleep now, please… let… me… slee

 

 

（譯註：rabstick 和 huskear 應該是鏡中世界的作物名稱）